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> you make it sound like a turd, if it is could you please polish it.
> The smell won't be much of an issue as I intend to keep it outside and 
> there are already smells out there (I live in the country).

Whatever it may look and smell like I can assure you that it is not a turd. 
Appearances are often deceptive. Do you mind if I don't polish it much more 
because it is becoming a little thin in places and if we take it much 
further then some people may be able to see right through it (which is never 
desireable in this sort of thing). Like you, I also find that folks have an 
amazing ability to simply ignore the stench if you put something right in 
front of their faces.
I'm sure I know where your mean by "The country". I always find it a very 
pleasant place and which frequently brings its own rewards.

> I really need to make sure that the bridge is long enough as it has to go 
> from here to there, could you get a tape measure and make sure that both 
> ends are the same distance from the middle, the last thing I want is a 
> bridge too far.

I assure you that the "bridge" has been well tested and has already proven 
itself by getting us from there to here. It is a re-work of a previously 
well tested design which has been examined in previously published studies. 
I will decline to take a tape measure to it myself as I rely on my 
"engineers" for that sort of thing and I would not wish to take on personal 
responsibility for their expertise in these matters. In the past I have 
found it advantageous to leave such responsibility squarely on the shoulders 
of the designers and engineers of the bridge.
There is of course a place equal in "distance" from either end but that 
place is not necessarily fairly and squarely in the middle you understand. 
You should consider that there can sometimes be advantages in arranging the 
weighting so that things lean to one particular side and of course it is 
adjustable depending upon the particular gap which needs to be crossed. You 
can always add another touch of bias and provide further swing as you go 
along and before your journeys end, depending upon how things are working 
out. However stretched this has been in the past it has never yet proved to 
be a bridge too far.

> By usual terms I assume that you mean 2 packets of wine gums and a lend of 
> Razzle.

Forgive me if there is a misunderstanding but we are not in the 
"commodities" business. We will require full liquidity but this may be 
discounted depending upon how clean it has been kept. Can we assume that 
proof of such funding will not be an issue for you. 


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