I am sure that the reply is witty yet thought provoking, however, it is too long.
Would you be so kind and send me an abridged version. ----- Original Message ----- From: "vanillafudge LUFC" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "leedslist" <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2007 2:28 PM Subject: Re: [LU] Bridges up for sale > ----- Original Message ----- >> you make it sound like a turd, if it is could you please polish it. >> The smell won't be much of an issue as I intend to keep it outside and >> there are already smells out there (I live in the country). > > Whatever it may look and smell like I can assure you that it is not a > turd. > Appearances are often deceptive. Do you mind if I don't polish it much > more > because it is becoming a little thin in places and if we take it much > further then some people may be able to see right through it (which is > never > desireable in this sort of thing). Like you, I also find that folks have > an > amazing ability to simply ignore the stench if you put something right in > front of their faces. > I'm sure I know where your mean by "The country". I always find it a very > pleasant place and which frequently brings its own rewards. > >> I really need to make sure that the bridge is long enough as it has to go >> from here to there, could you get a tape measure and make sure that both >> ends are the same distance from the middle, the last thing I want is a >> bridge too far. > > I assure you that the "bridge" has been well tested and has already proven > itself by getting us from there to here. It is a re-work of a previously > well tested design which has been examined in previously published > studies. > I will decline to take a tape measure to it myself as I rely on my > "engineers" for that sort of thing and I would not wish to take on > personal > responsibility for their expertise in these matters. In the past I have > found it advantageous to leave such responsibility squarely on the > shoulders > of the designers and engineers of the bridge. > There is of course a place equal in "distance" from either end but that > place is not necessarily fairly and squarely in the middle you understand. > You should consider that there can sometimes be advantages in arranging > the > weighting so that things lean to one particular side and of course it is > adjustable depending upon the particular gap which needs to be crossed. > You > can always add another touch of bias and provide further swing as you go > along and before your journeys end, depending upon how things are working > out. However stretched this has been in the past it has never yet proved > to > be a bridge too far. > >> By usual terms I assume that you mean 2 packets of wine gums and a lend >> of >> Razzle. > > Forgive me if there is a misunderstanding but we are not in the > "commodities" business. We will require full liquidity but this may be > discounted depending upon how clean it has been kept. Can we assume that > proof of such funding will not be an issue for you. > > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org
