You're right. If it was a woman it would be easier.
For the past 19 years I have been using 'Mark I Woman', although to be fair
she was 'Beta Release Woman ( v0.1 Schoolgirl)' when we met, but over the
years she has supported upgrades to Wife, Mother (x3). To be fair she has
been through a number of removable/customised covers but essentially she is
still the same model. Unlike the iPhone she can perform multitasking, has a
ten megapixel camera AND, here is the clincher, can look after 2 of the
children whilst I take the other one to watch Leeds.
I know that I could move on to 'Mark II Woman' but the terms and conditions
of the contract would make it financially difficult.
Right then, I am off to spend my savings on developing a phone with tits!
.
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From: "Tim Leslie" <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:41 AM
To: "'LUList'" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [LU] Non LU new phones
Lads ... It's all getting a bit nerdy this one! They're phones not women!
StigOfTheForWhatItsWorthIveGotAniPhoneAndLoveItDespiteItsManyInadequacesDump
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