Good mawning, Conster... Conster wrote:
> Hello Master Dave, > > On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 18:14:40 -0800, Dave Laird <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > >>Good evening, Conster... >> >>Conster wrote: >> >>> Did you graduate from the well known Libertarian college of >>> Wattsamatta U.? >> >>No, unfortunately I graduated from Berkeley, but I really DID want to >>attend Yukapatooie U until I found out they didn't take white students. >> >>Dave > > What... You couldn't find any brown shoe polish??? Or that stuff that > you put on to get an instant tan and you turn orange?? I wonder if > they sell that stuff anymore.. I just remember a couple months being > orange as a 17 yr. old.. You know, just after the ice melted after > that comet caused that miserable ice age that made the heat bills go > sky high and killed all the big lizards. I spoke to the Religious Artifacts and Authenticity Authority, The Loopy Grand Poohbah of the Yukapatooie Band of Indians to see if your suggestion might work, and the response was more or less what I expected it would be. "The only proof of authenticity for anyone claiming to be a member of the Yukapatooie Band of Indians is the holographic corporate logo, which is stamped on the butt cheeks of all registered tribal members at birth. Many hundreds have tried to impersonate or forge this unique logo, but all have fallen short of the glory of our marvelous Native American technology." "It has been rumored by some that the idea behind Microsoft Corporation's holographic logo present on all their software packaging was actually stolen from the Yukapatooie Band of Indians and their ancient mystic rite of the Official Yukapatooie logo; some go even further and suggest that various other Yukapatooie artifacts, secret society ordinances and symbols have been ripped off, compromised or stolen outright by the Masons, the Central Intelligence Agency-- even the Mormon Church." "However, the answer to your question regarding faking your way into the tribe by using shoe polish won't cut it. The Yukapatooie logo is inviolate and sacred." Dave -- Dave Laird ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) The Used Kharma Lot Web Page: http://www.kharma.net updated 11/24/2004 Usenet news server : news://news.kharma.net Fortune Random Thought For the Minute wok, n.: Something to thwow at a wabbit. _______________________________________________ Libnw mailing list Libnw@immosys.com List info and subscriber options: http://immosys.com/mailman/listinfo/libnw Archives: http://immosys.com/mailman//pipermail/libnw
