Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

[Paul Makepeace]

Greg McCarroll IS Tommy Cooper!

Stand-up comedy slots at TPC would get my vote.

P

On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 02:29:09PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> I was a cheeky brat as a child,
> 
>   I remember having an argument once with a teacher, whose comeback
>   was - well if you don't study harder what sort of job to you hope
>   to get? my reply was - well if the worst comes to the worst i 
>   might end up teacher.
> 
>   Another teacher caught me talking in class, when she asked who 
>   I was talking to, i told her my imaginary friend, she then attempted
>   to take me on in a battle of wits - whats is your imaginary friends 
>   name? Little Jimmy Sham, don't you think your a bit old to have
>   an imaginary friend? Litte Jimmy Sham says your never too old, etc.
> 
>   Then there was the time I grabbed a role of magnesium ribbon in
>   a dish clothe and lit it - subtly or so i hoped, its amazing
>   how hard it is to disguise the fact you just set fire to a 
>   roll of magnesium ribbon.