What? Are you mad or something? Next thing you'll be trying to suggest that we should actually talk about this "perl" stuff (Whatever that might be) at the social meeting tomorrow night, rather than trying to use false moustaches/beards/dark glasses to get multiple free birthday beers out of Mark.
Hmm, fake moustache you say? Maybe I shouldn't have grown this PornoTache(tm) for the occasion then....
