Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports:
* His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
* I would not breed from this officer.
* He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.
* He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
* This young lady has delusions of competency.
* This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port
to port,and
my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
* Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to
dig.
* She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.
* He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
* Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in
a trap.
* This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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