Naturally,> While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 20 kmph over) > I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's thehurry?"
DO?"> I replied, "I'm late for work." > "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. > The cop said, "What? Rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher
> I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I > can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's > about 6 foot wide." > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a > bridge....." > > Bail: $100 > Ticket: $95 > Look on cop's face: Priceless > >
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