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LOL - maybe you should just post your home address & they could probably be at your house in 10 minutes LMAO PS doesnt the lovely charlotte in brissie own at 1600 & is a police person as well ? -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of maldat Sent: Friday, 17 October 2003 5:33 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: OFF TOPIC: Cop joke, very good Good one ,, My last big Datto ticket the cop asked why are all my tyres bald ,, My reply was I've never seen a race car in the dry with tread. That caused a red sticker and $1800 hence why its off the road for full restore to hit the road with vengence The cop also said that their aim was to get all datsun 1600's off the road.. Malcolm old datsuns dont die they just go faster.. ----- Original Message ----- From: "nat P." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 5:30 AM Subject: Re: OFF TOPIC: Cop joke, very good > Sorry to all the cops on the list BUT that is funny! > Cheers nAT > > > --- Stuey Roberts <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > hey listers, i got sent this by my old man today, > > and thought i would share > > it with everyone, it is GOLD!!!!!! > > > > > > > > While I was flying down the road yesterday (only > > 20 kmph over) > > > > I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top > > of a bridge. > > Naturally, > > > > he pulled me over, walked up to the car and > > asked me, "What's the > > hurry?" > > > > I replied, "I'm late for work." > > > > "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" > > > > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. > > > > The cop said, "What? Rectum stretcher? What does > > a rectum stretcher > > DO?" > > > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I > > work my way up to two > > > > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole > > hand. Then I work until I > > > > can get both hands in there, and then I slowly > > stretch it until it's > > > > about 6 foot wide." > > > > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with > > a 6 foot ass hole?" > > > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and > > park him on top of a > > > > bridge....." > > > > > > > > Bail: $100 > > > > Ticket: $95 > > > > Look on cop's face: Priceless > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > E-mail just got a whole lot better. New ninemsn > > Premium. Click here > > http://ninemsn.com.au/premium/landing.asp > > > > > > > > > --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- > > OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- > > Send (un)subscribe requests to > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > No unauthorised redistribution of this email > > http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm > > http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html > > > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > http://personals.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Personals > New people, new possibilities. FREE for a limited time. > > > > > --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
