Sorry to all the cops on the list BUT that is funny! Cheers nAT
--- Stuey Roberts <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > hey listers, i got sent this by my old man today, > and thought i would share > it with everyone, it is GOLD!!!!!! > > > > > While I was flying down the road yesterday (only > 20 kmph over) > > > I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top > of a bridge. > Naturally, > > > he pulled me over, walked up to the car and > asked me, "What's the > hurry?" > > > I replied, "I'm late for work." > > > "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" > > > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. > > > The cop said, "What? Rectum stretcher? What does > a rectum stretcher > DO?" > > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I > work my way up to two > > > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole > hand. Then I work until I > > > can get both hands in there, and then I slowly > stretch it until it's > > > about 6 foot wide." > > > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with > a 6 foot ass hole?" > > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and > park him on top of a > > > bridge....." > > > > > > Bail: $100 > > > Ticket: $95 > > > Look on cop's face: Priceless > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > E-mail just got a whole lot better. New ninemsn > Premium. Click here > http://ninemsn.com.au/premium/landing.asp > > > > --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- > OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- > Send (un)subscribe requests to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > No unauthorised redistribution of this email > http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm > http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ > --------------------------------------------------------------------- http://personals.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Personals New people, new possibilities. FREE for a limited time. --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
