You should probably know that all those folks are now working as security screeners at the airport since the gummint took over that function.
Royce Engler 1985 300TD Turbo 265K -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Darrell W. Sigmon Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 8:57 AM To: Mercedes mailing list Subject: [MBZ] [Fwd: IDIOTS I] > They walk among us! > > IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: > I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the > local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer > Crossing sign on our road. > The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want > them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS. > ______________________________________________________ > IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and > ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal > lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a > Kansas City chef! > ______________________________________________ > IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an > airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage > without your nowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my > knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's > why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala. > _______________________________________________________ > IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to > cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged > coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I > explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. > Appalled,she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing > driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS > ___________________________________________________ > IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who > was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented > cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was > spoken. We all just looked at each other with that > deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments. > ________________________________________ > IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip > back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her > system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's > office no less. > ____________________________________________________ > IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile > dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in > it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working > feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the > passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered > that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's > open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." > This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi! > > > > > _______________________________________ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] For new parts see www.buymbparts.com For repairs see www.oldworldauto.com To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://striplin.net/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_striplin.net
