> They walk among us!
>
> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
> I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
> local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
> Crossing sign on our road.
> The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want
> them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
> lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a
> Kansas City chef!
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your nowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my
> knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's
> why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
> coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
> explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled,she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing
> driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who
> was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
> cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was
> spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
> system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's
> office no less.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in
> it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
> feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
> passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
> that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's
> open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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