I still like my totally made up definition for scrofulous: the scientific term for "blue balls", which, within the context of a legal brief would be pretty damn funny, indeed.
Casey Olympia, WA Biodiesel: "I drive in a persistent vegetative state" '87 300TD intercooler (211k) '84 300D (207k) Gashuffer: '89 Vanagon Wolfsburg Edition (186K)