Grant, Thanks for the offer to put my family to work. Paula Dean is a cousin somehow on my Mom's side. I think she could probably make your menu work.
I can see it now. S&M theme and a constant recording of Puddle of Mud's She Hates Me playing in the background. I only request free meals to serve folks I don't like in lieu of royalties. Good luck, Mike On Sep 4, 2013 11:55 AM, "G Mann" <g2ma...@gmail.com> wrote: > "Sister of Satan Cafe" > > I can see the franchise possibilities already. However, since she had no > culinary talent in the kitchen [along with other lacking "talents"] one > does wonder about the menu selections. > > In keeping with her cooking talents.. the rattlesnake would be served live. > The bats burned and impaled on cactus spikes with a side salad of Cholla > bolls [known as the nasty jumping cactus that has thousands of nasty spines > the burrow into your skin] > > Yep .. that should about do it. > Wonder if Paula Dean could run the kitchen help? That should about round > it out.. > > Undertaker services instead of wine steward perhaps? After dinner Latte > and burial as a menu item.. > > I like how you're thinking.. ha. > > Grant... > Seriously folks.. enough about me.. can't we go back to bitching about > Trent.. or maybe an oil thread.. ;))) > > > On Wed, Sep 4, 2013 at 8:19 AM, Michael Canfield <slozuk...@gmail.com > >wrote: > > > I had rattlesnake for dinner when I was a kid camping with my parents in > > Stoney Fork, PA. I think it was PA. Was good, tender and sweet. I > wonder > > if Grants bat fed mine snakes are anywhere near as tasty. > > > > Maybe a new diner named after your ex that only serves bat and blind > > rattlesnake?? > > > > Mike > > On Sep 4, 2013 9:11 AM, "Rich Thomas" < > > richthomas79td...@constructivity.net> > > wrote: > > > > > I have a coupla copperhead skins that are really beautiful. Not sure > > what > > > to do with them, but I tanned them so they are useful for maybe a > hatband > > > or a belt. You could do the same with the rattlers, and I hear they > are > > > some tasty eatin on the barbee. > > > > > > --R > > > > > > > > > On 9/3/13 8:11 PM, G Mann wrote: > > > > > >> Sorry to burst your fantasy, but I do not keep rattlesnakes as pets.. > > They > > >> present a clear and mortal danger to me at the Ranch. Should I be > > bitten, > > >> due to the remote location, medical help and intervention is to far > > away. > > >> > > >> Contrary to what you might think.. cutting the head off a rattlesnake > > does > > >> not render it "safe".. I've had severed heads still strike after as > long > > >> as > > >> 45 minutes... with the capacity to deliver a lethal dose of venom... > > so.. > > >> should you encounter one... kill it and leave it.. resist the impulse > to > > >> "pick it up" cause it's dead... They are also very territorial. If > you > > >> find one near your residence and have it removed.. it will find it's > way > > >> back within the next month.. When I first took the Ranch, I would > > capture > > >> and remove any rattlesnake that came around the ranch house.. soon I > > >> noticed what looked like the same snake [yes.. they all look alike, > > scary] > > >> so I spray painted the ones captured.. sure enough.. they came back.. > > >> Since > > >> then... I hang them on the fence and and bury the head, the coyotes or > > >> vultures eat... nothing goes to waste. > > >> > > > > > > > > > ______________________________**_________ > > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > > > > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/**archive/< > > http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/> > > > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > > http://mail.okiebenz.com/**mailman/listinfo/mercedes_**okiebenz.com< > > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com> > > > > > _______________________________________ > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
