It has an AUTOMATIC tranny, AND plastic fenders? WTF? What kind of kick-ass car can it be with those???
On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:39 AM, WILTON <wilt...@nc.rr.com> wrote: > Here's the deal, kids: >> This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free >> disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character. >> It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these >> are GOOD things. >> It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in >> the pictures. >> >> >> If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are >> scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. >> If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for >> pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. >> If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a >> lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. >> If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job >> where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. >> If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those >> candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. >> If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never >> owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. >> >> >> If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an >> excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP. >> Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate? >> Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."? >> While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit >> that from here with the .22 ..."? >> Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun? >> Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail? >> When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you >> consider taking on another project? >> Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy >> footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage? >> -could you not care less? >> Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone? >> Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned? >> Do you still miss your first ride? >> Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and >> hi-lift jacks? >> Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty >> queens on their calendars? >> Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of >> displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion? >> >> If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP. >> >> >> -- OK Don "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin 1775 "in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin 1789 2013 F150, 18 mpg 2012 Passat TDI DSG, 44 mpg 1957 C182A, 12 mpg - but at 150 mph! _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
