Those were good little vehicles but there was no room in the back seat
for a normal adult.
Randy
On 18/10/2013 11:24 AM, WILTON wrote:
'Still gonna hafta let it go; 'don't know anybody I hafta impress one
way the other. ;<)
Wilton
----- Original Message ----- From: "OK Don" <okd...@gmail.com>
To: "Mercedes Discussion List" <mercedes@okiebenz.com>
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 12:14 PM
Subject: Re: [MBZ] Somebody needs this Jeep!
It has an AUTOMATIC tranny, AND plastic fenders? WTF? What kind of
kick-ass
car can it be with those???
On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:39 AM, WILTON <wilt...@nc.rr.com> wrote:
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a
maintenance-free
disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and
character.
It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of
these
are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be
apparent in
the pictures.
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are
scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for
pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and
bitch a
lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job
where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or
those
candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have
never
owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an
excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I
could hit
that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much
fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you
consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy
footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and
hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty
queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of
displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR
JEEP.
--
OK Don
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin 1775
"in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and
taxes."
- Benjamin Franklin 1789
2013 F150, 18 mpg
2012 Passat TDI DSG, 44 mpg
1957 C182A, 12 mpg - but at 150 mph!
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