Heaven will be packed out with footballs pitches, Real Ale and buxom ladies
Jeremy, BYO raisins.
 
From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of Jeremy Tonks
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:37 PM
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary
 
Where do the white raisins come in Rog?
 
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From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of Rog & Reet
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:06 PM
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: [NSWolves] Obituary
 
Lee,
I'll write your obituary if,
a) You peg it while blowing up Mick and Clip Board. 
You'll go to heaven where you score a last minute winning goal (72 times a
week) in the FA Cup against the Baggies.
b) You peg it trying to drink the Banks's brewery dry to save the beer being
destroyed in a massive blaze.
                You'll go to heaven and have to drink 72 different Real Ales
every day, each served by a different, very well endowed young lady.
 
Interested in joining my new tax dodge, sorry religion?
-- 
Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
-- 
Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

-- 
Q:  If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A  That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

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