It wasn't me!

 

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From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of LEESE Matthew
Sent: Thursday, 5 May 2011 3:42 PM
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

 

"Heaven will be an eternal wedding reception.

 

.lots of good food and drink and friends and the very presence of God."

 

 

Could explain the bar bill at my wedding being way more than I expected.
What does he drink?

 

 

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From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of Jeremy Tonks
Sent: Thursday, 5 May 2011 2:49 PM
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary

Heaven will be an eternal wedding reception.

 

.lots of good food and drink and friends and the very presence of God.

 

.not sure about the football pitches or buxom ladies.

 

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From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of Rog & Reet
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 8:46 PM
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

Heaven will be packed out with footballs pitches, Real Ale and buxom ladies
Jeremy, BYO raisins.

 

From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of Jeremy Tonks
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:37 PM
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

Where do the white raisins come in Rog?

 

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From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf
Of Rog & Reet
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:06 PM
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com
Subject: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

Lee,

I'll write your obituary if,

a) You peg it while blowing up Mick and Clip Board. 

You'll go to heaven where you score a last minute winning goal (72 times a
week) in the FA Cup against the Baggies.

b) You peg it trying to drink the Banks's brewery dry to save the beer being
destroyed in a massive blaze.

                You'll go to heaven and have to drink 72 different Real Ales
every day, each served by a different, very well endowed young lady.

 

Interested in joining my new tax dodge, sorry religion?

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