Can't have been him as he drinks water but he can turn it into red wine (apparently)
From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of LEESE Matthew Sent: Thursday, 5 May 2011 3:42 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary "Heaven will be an eternal wedding reception... ...lots of good food and drink and friends and the very presence of God..." Could explain the bar bill at my wedding being way more than I expected. What does he drink? ________________________________ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Jeremy Tonks Sent: Thursday, 5 May 2011 2:49 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary Heaven will be an eternal wedding reception... ...lots of good food and drink and friends and the very presence of God... ...not sure about the football pitches or buxom ladies. ________________________________ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Rog & Reet Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 8:46 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary Heaven will be packed out with footballs pitches, Real Ale and buxom ladies Jeremy, BYO raisins. From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Jeremy Tonks Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:37 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary Where do the white raisins come in Rog? ________________________________ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Rog & Reet Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:06 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: [NSWolves] Obituary Lee, I'll write your obituary if, a) You peg it while blowing up Mick and Clip Board. You'll go to heaven where you score a last minute winning goal (72 times a week) in the FA Cup against the Baggies. b) You peg it trying to drink the Banks's brewery dry to save the beer being destroyed in a massive blaze. You'll go to heaven and have to drink 72 different Real Ales every day, each served by a different, very well endowed young lady. Interested in joining my new tax dodge, sorry religion? -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. Before printing, please consider the environment. IMPORTANT NOTICE: This e-mail and any attachment to it are intended only to be read or used by the named addressee. It is confidential and may contain legally privileged information. No confidentiality or privilege is waived or lost by any mistaken transmission to you. The RTA is not responsible for any unauthorised alterations to this e-mail or attachment to it. Views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender, and are not necessarily the views of the RTA. If you receive this e-mail in error, please immediately delete it from your system and notify the sender. You must not disclose, copy or use any part of this e-mail if you are not the intended recipient. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of Macquarie. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
