Chris, feel blessed, she stays during all of mine and asks bizarre questions :),
like: If 2 control files are being updated at the same time and one is on raid-5 and the other on raid 0+1, which one will be finished updating first. joe Grabowy, Chris wrote: >Matt, she walked out in the middle of your presentation?? > >Your lucky. She walked out of mine at the beginning, shaking her head. Oh >well... > >-----Original Message----- >Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 5:40 PM >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > >well, if so, I'll finally get to see you present and won't have to walk >out in the middle > > >--- "Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >wrote: > > >>Right now, I think Susan has me from 1-2, right after >>lunch, but I'm not sure. The OOUG web site is a >>little sparse on details. >> >> >> >>---- >>Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>We have enough youth. >>How about a fountain of intelligence? >> >>-----Original Message----- >>Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 4:50 PM >>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >> >> >>But Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt... you were always scheduled at either the >>same >>time *I* was presenting (trust me, I'd rather have gone to yours, I >>get >>stage fright) or when at LEAST 2 other presentations I wanted to see >>equally as much were there. >> >>Um, what time are you presenting at OOUG? My flight home is at 5, I >>have to leave around 2:30 or so.... >> >> >> >>--- "Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>wrote: >> >> >>>But Rachel, you never came to any of my >>>presentations!!!!! (in my best whiney voice) >>> >>>At least you'll get to see me present in July at OOUG. >>> >>>---- >>>Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>We have enough youth. >>>How about a fountain of intelligence? >>> >>>-----Original Message----- >>>Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 3:56 PM >>>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >>> >>> >>>that's 'cause you present well and have knowledge >>> >>>or.. to quote one of my favorite shows: >>> >>>"he has much knowledge. we must build an altar and worship him" >>> >>> >>>:) >>> >>> >>>--- "Adams, Matthew (GEA, MABG, 088130)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>>wrote: >>> >>> >>>>Actually, I had to miss this years (even though I was orginally >>>>schedule >>>>to give two presentations) due to a medical situation. I gave >>>> >>>> >>>four >>> >>> >>>>the >>>>year >>>>before that. >>>> >>>> >>>>---- >>>>Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>We have enough youth. >>>>How about a fountain of intelligence? >>>> >>>> >>>>-----Original Message----- >>>>Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 1:09 PM >>>>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>OK. As the DBA Focus Area Manager for the IOUG, we do our best >>>> >>>> >>to >> >> >>>>weed out >>>>the fluff. If you were at IOUG this year, you should have >>>> >>>> >>noticed >> >> >>>a >>> >>> >>>>significant reduction in the marketing fluff and more technical >>>>content. >>>>Yes, some showmanship is necessary when giving a presentation, >>>> >>>> >>but >> >> >>>>the >>>>content has to be there. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Many people on this forum have submitted presentations to my >>>> >>>> >>track >> >> >>>>and then >>>>complained that they were not accepted. Let me give you some >>>>concrete >>>>numbers. This year, we received over 400 abstracts for the DBA >>>> >>>> >>>track >>> >>> >>>>alone >>>>and accepted only 80. If one slips through the cracks, it won't >>>> >>>> >>a >> >> >>>>second >>>>time. Believe me when I say that 2002 was the best >>>> >>>> >>>content-organized >>> >>> >>>>IOUG. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Further comments? Submit an abstract for 2003 and find out!!! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Thank You >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Stephen P. Karniotis >>>> >>>>Product Architect >>>> >>>>Compuware Corporation >>>> >>>>Direct: (248) 865-4350 >>>> >>>>Mobile: (248) 408-2918 >>>> >>>>Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>> >>>>Web: www.compuware.com >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>-----Original Message----- >>>>Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 12:39 PM >>>>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>unfortunately, I've seen this to be true at >>>>many conferences, including the IOUG >>>>and SEOUC. >>>> >>>>---- >>>>Matt Adams - GE Appliances - [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>"Doing linear scans over an associative array is like >>>>trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi." >>>> - Larry Wall (creator of Perl) >>>> >>>>-----Original Message----- >>>><mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ] >>>>Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 11:54 AM >>>>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>I'll bet a dynamic animated speaker chockful of amusing anecdotes >>>>whose >>>>presentation is technically weak scores better than a plodding >>>>monotonous >>>>one with better information to convey :) Especialy if the >>>> >>>> >>audience >> >> >>>>is >>>>composed of nascent DBA's :) >>>> >>>>Ian MacGregor >>>>Stanford Linear Accelerator Center >>>>[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>> >>>>-----Original Message----- >>>>Sent: Tuesday, June 25, 2002 5:09 PM >>>>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>one being a marketing venue, the other being a place where you >>>> >>>> >>can >> >> >>>>learn from ohers experiences. >>>> >>>>and to clarify further, if you are a lousy presenter, giving bad >>>>information, you get horrible scores and, since the selection >>>> >>>> >>>process >>> >>> >>>>is not blind, don't get asked back to present again. >>>> >>>>So having a list of many presentations, at various conferences, >>>> >>>> >>can >> >> >>>>be >>>>an indicator of knowledge. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>--- "Karniotis, Stephen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>>Let me clarify something. It was at Oracle Open World, not >>>>> >>>>> >>>IOUG-A >>> >>> >>>>>Live >>>>>where these presentations were made. Please do not confuse the >>>>> >>>>> >>>>two!! >>>> >>>> >=== message truncated === > > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup >http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com > > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Joe Testa INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
