oh you tempter! I'd love to go back to Cophenhagen, Tivoli will be fun in May. If I get on a plane right after IOUGa and don't bother to stop and do laundry, I could make it. My boss would kill me though.
I do plan on attending that presentation at IOUG. No way I can give up the chance to sit in the front and ask innocent questions..... --- Mogens_Nørgaard <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Obviously, we don't know what we're talking about. I can see there's > a > presentation by Rich Niemich at IOUG-A where he'll address all those > idiots who are saying you should ignore the Cash Hit Ratio (and who > are > all just after making big money on their products - I loved that > one). > Well, to be on the safe side he's also written a very bad article > (it's > even - amazingly - got the NAMES of the typical waits wrong) about > waits > in Oracle Magasine. The editor can be excused. But what I truly love > is > the writing at the bottom of the article, with very small print, > stating: "Editing help: Steve Adams". Right. Steve would write that > kind > of stuff and get the wait names wrong. Yep. As a consulting company > we > here at Miracle are delighted: We expect a lot of calls from > customers > who cannot locate these events or find events that are not mentioned > in > the article. Heh-heh. > > I love it. I'm just really sad I can't be at IOUG-A. Here's another > idea: Why don't you all come to my 42nd birthday, which we'll > celebrate > on May 2nd (a Friday) here in Maaloev, Denmark? You're all welcome, > and > we'll find ways to let you sleep either in the Garage (our HQ) or my > house. Then we'll do some cool presentations in the afternoon and > celebrate in the evening. > > Let me know when you planes land in Copenhagen airport and I'll pick > you up. > > Mogens > > > > Deshpande, Kirti wrote: > > > Or modify the set up of these tools to take action when BCHR > falls...... > > > > .... and that is to execute Connor's script ;) > > > > No more blinking red icons... or beepilepsy attacks... ;) > > > > - Kirti > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Jamadagni, Rajendra [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Friday, January 10, 2003 12:04 PM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > Subject: RE: BCHR Tuning > > > > Rich, > > > > That is the first alarm that I turn off as soon as I establish a > new > > DB connection ... even the operators in our Computer room know to > > ignore that alarm. > > > > 8:) > > > > Raj > > ______________________________________________________ > > Rajendra Jamadagni MIS, ESPN Inc. > > Rajendra dot Jamadagni at ESPN dot com > > Any opinion expressed here is personal and doesn't reflect that of > > ESPN Inc. > > QOTD: Any clod can have facts, but having an opinion is an art! > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Jesse, Rich [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Friday, January 10, 2003 11:54 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > Subject: RE: BCHR Tuning > > > > > > And it is! Quest's Spotlight on Oracle (the new v3.0 has some > great > > graphing) has alerted me nine times this week that the BCHR on my > > production > > ERP/MRP system was 0.00%. > > > > OF COURSE, I immediately bumped off the 200+ sessions, boosted the > buffer > > cache by 25% and bounced the instance each time I got the alarm. > ;) > > > > Rich > > > > __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
