Dear other half of The Internet, As an unofficial representative of No Fucking Corporation, I would like to personally thank you and the Guinea pigs for fixing it. Where would we be without the Guinea pigs today? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_pig /All roads lead to Romelanda.
Chris Spencer wrote: > Dear Half of The Internet, > > As an official representative of The Internet Corporation, I would > like to personally apologize for half of the Internet being down for > months. Due to market fluctuations in the price of corn seed oil, the > manufacturing cost of gerbil food sky rocketed. As a result, we were > not able to adequately feed the immense herd of gerbils that power the > Internet. We attempted to supplement the shortage of gerbil food with > hummus, but the gerbils didn't go for it, considering it "too ethnic". > With time running out, and customers becoming increasingly desperate > to once again communicate with the other half of the Internet, we took > drastic action. Working out deals with pet stores across the world, as > well as the Bolivian animal trade, we managed to secure a large > shipment of Guinea pigs. While fatter, slower, and notably less cute > than their distant gerbil cousins, Guinea pigs are able to subsist > from little more than grass and their own feces, allowing them to > power the Internet at a much reduced cost. Once installed, the animals > were able to bring back up half of the Internet, re-connecting half of > the Internet's population. We most sincerely apologize for any > inconvenience this outage may have inflicted on half of the Internet, > and humbly ask for half of your forgiveness. > > Sincerely, > The Internet Corporation > > _______________________________________________ > osflash mailing list > [email protected] > http://osflash.org/mailman/listinfo/osflash_osflash.org > > _______________________________________________ osflash mailing list [email protected] http://osflash.org/mailman/listinfo/osflash_osflash.org
