Doug - bless you for this merriment! I'd answer the questions, but I could never come up with anything to top what has already been submitted.
We could have another contest at GAM - best silly answers to silly questions.... annsan (leaving the questions in on purpose due to my crazy computer filing system:) ) Doug Brewer wrote: > > I am the proud owner of an *istD. Just a few questions. > > 1.) Is digital photography better than film photography? > > 2.) So, how does this thing work? > > 3.) If I use this camera, will I go blind? > > 4.) What's the capital of South Dakota? > > 5.) Who was the guitar player on "Whiter Shade of Pale?" > > 6.) If I try real hard, can I put film in the camera? > > 7.) When I get finished reading the manual, will I be able to play the piano? > > 8.) If I take a picture in RAW format, import it into Photoshop, and adjust > the image size correctly for a usable print, will I see God? > > 9.) Do I have to give up my membership in the Real Photographers Guild? > > 10.) Is a family in Rochester NY now going hungry because of me? > > 11.) Will my desk now become organized? > > 12.) Will women now find me attractive? > > 13.) Does anything rhyme with "eucalyptus"? > > 14.) Can I ask random people for spare Compact Flash cards? > > 15.) How does the Infield Fly Rule work?