to notify the State Political Correctness Committee. who will have to then notify the courts and get a Writ of Political Correctness Correction
who will then have to fined a County Sheriff to deliver said note, which by the time they discover that county Sheriffs have been abolished in
Connecticut, (only about 20 years after abolishing counties as a level of government), I'll have died of old age...
frank theriault wrote:
On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 14:16:25 -0500, Peter J. Alling
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
<snip> the aging
process has been retarded <snip>
We don't say "retarded" any more. It's preferred that we say that it's "chronologically challenged".
cheers,
frank, Chief Petty Officer (with the emphasis on "petty"),
Political Correctness Police
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I can understand why mankind hasn't given up war. During a war you get to drive tanks through the sides of buildings and shoot foreigners - two things that are usually frowned on during peacetime.
--P.J. O'Rourke