ROTFLMFAO Dave (wiping tears from his eyes)
On 8/21/05, Cotty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On 20/8/05, [EMAIL PROTECTED], discombobulated, unleashed: > > >Other than not keeping his you-know-what in his pants, he was a pretty good > >president. 8 years of peace and prosperity. > > Okay, pardon me but this joke isn't bad and seems like a good place to > chuck it in... > > > ---------------------------- > > > George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where > the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. > "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to > stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks > here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have > to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." > > George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the > first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept > diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" > George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I > could do that all day long." > > The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge > hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time > after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in > constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. > > The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the > floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a > spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does > best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, > "Yeah, I can handle this." > > The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!" > > > ------------------------ > > > > > Cheers, > Cotty > > > ___/\__ > || (O) | People, Places, Pastiche > ||=====| http://www.cottysnaps.com > _____________________________ > > >
