Brilliant cancer cure - kudos for that =)

Leica Man's perfectly crisp and clear images are the result his
ability to move his camera - invisible to the illeicarate eye - in
synch with incoming light waves, thus eliminating even the slightest
blur.

My feeble attempt... as opposed to Michael, I cannot use part of my
name to spell Leica... illeicaracy strikes again

Cheers
Ecke

2009/9/21 Michael Gaudet <ok1000pentaxb...@gmail.com>:
> Leica Man Facts:
>
> The only known cure for cancer is a cocktail made from the oil found
> on old M lens aperture blades and the sweat from Leica Man's camera
> strap.
>
> Leica Man once pushed his film ten stops to correct from underexposure
> when he left the cover on his lens for a whole roll of film. The
> resulting images were as perfectly clear as if they were taken on a
> sunny day, with very little grain. This is an undocumented feature of
> every Leica camera.
>
> In 1992 while touring Central America, Leica Man once focused his
> camera on a speeding bullet, while simultaneously frothing milk for
> his capuccino--using only the same index finger on his right hand.
> This is a documented feature of the M6, although they only specify
> "afternoon tea."
>
>
> eckinator wrote:
>> This calls for www.leicamanfacts.com ...
>> Cheers
>> Ecke
>>
>> 2009/9/19 Bob W <p...@web-options.com>:
>>
>>> Everybody's favourite camera reviewer has written an extremely amusing
>>> review of the Leica M9:
>>> http://www.kenrockwell.com/leica/m9.htm
>>>
>>> With the zeal of the convert he writes
>>>
>>> "The Leica photographer is always the master of his own light; he has no
>>> need for the [...] tricks of lesser cameras."
>>>
>>> "Leica follows my recommendation not to use Adobe RGB [...]"
>>>
>>> "Image Stabilization
>>> The Leica man knows how to hold his camera. He is never flustered, no matter
>>> what may be going on around him."
>>>
>>> "The LEICA's image stabilization comes from the quiet, unflappable
>>> confidence inherent in every Leica photographer."
>>>
>>> "Thank goodness, the M9 has no mode to put moving images up on the rear LCD
>>> as you shoot. This would be inconceivably stupid for the LEICA photographer,
>>> even if popular with lesser men"
>>>
>>> "The Leica man is always a participant, never a spectator. In Cannes, he
>>> uses his M9 to snap photos as he or his friends accept the distinction of
>>> the Palme d'Or"
>>>
>>> "When you shoot the LEICA, you know your photos are perfect. The Leica man
>>> never wastes his shooting time looking back at what he just shot; his eyes
>>> are always looking for his next great photo"
>>>
>>> "The Leica man doesn't care to view his images on-camera. He more often sees
>>> his images on the walls of the Guggenheim, MoMA or the Whitney. While out
>>> and about, the Leica photographer sees his own work on the front covers of
>>> magazines, billboards and on album covers. Why would he bother looking at a
>>> little LCD?"
>>>
>>> "Weather sealing: none. If the Leica man needs photos from unpleasant
>>> locations, he has someone go there for him."
>>>
>>> "The LEICA is a tool used by the world's greatest photographers. It is not a
>>> video game that shoots movies, records sound or makes phone calls"
>>>
>>> "Thank goodness I never bothered to have any of my classic LEICA lenses
>>> butchered by hacking them with the old 6-bit code from the M8 days!"
>>>
>>> And finally:
>>>
>>> "Since I started shooting Leica optics at the end of 2008 [...]"
>>>
>>> "When my LEICA M9 arrives [...]"
>
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