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France To Repay U.S. For Kerry 'Present' <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/5JXvL6LSL-I/france-to-repay-us-for-kerry-present.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 20 Jan 2015 10:55 AM PST PARIS, France (WNB) - The French government announced on Tuesday that they intend to repay the United States for last week's visit by John Kerry. In what may have been the most awkward foreign policy incident in recent history, Sec. of State Kerry attempted to make up for the recent U.S. snub of France's *Charlie Hebdo* memorial rally, by dragging singer James Taylor to that country a week later to play a sappy song using what sounded to be a Mr. Microphone with low batteries. A statement released by French Foreign Minister Lepeu Me'fharte said his country will be sending aging ventriloquist, Jacques Strepp, to the White House to do his famous 'Farting de Gaulle' routine as soon as Strepp finds his dummy. [image: French ventriloquist Jacques Strepp] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b7c73b1b3f970b-popup>*French ventriloquist Jacques Strepp* You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <https://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
