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MSNBC Bloodbath <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/ZfIl5s6W4XE/msnbc-bloodbath.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 04 Feb 2015 05:54 PM PST NEW YORK (WNB) - Insiders say news network MSNBC will reportedly make dramatic changes in a desperate effort to hold on to their remaining handful of regular viewers. Sources say Network President Phil Griffin was ready to aggressively "slash and burn" the lineup of every unpopular program until it was realized that strategy would leave only Chris Matthew's *Hardball*, a show even Griffen allegedly hates. Instead, Griffin is said to be considering a more surgical approach: - Get rid of Chris Hayes. Viewer studies indicate the only people watching his show 'All In' is his mother, sister, and cellblock 'G' of Indiana State Penitentiary (and they have no choice). - Get rid of Alex Wagner. His show 'Now' garners 50% fewer viewers than the off-air test pattern of Cleveland's WKYC Channel 3. - Have Ronan Farrow and Joy Reid killed and buried in the desert. - Makeover Rachel Maddow. Polls indicate that normal, non-sexually confused viewers are simply too weirded out to watch this androgynous freakshow. Plans call for making him/her into an easily identifiable gender and losing the stupid glasses. Industry experts say these and other changes are coming soon, but will they be enough? * [image: Rachel Maddow] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b8d0cedefa970c-popup>MSNBC's Rachel Maddow* You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <https://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
