very good! I was mugged once. Two spics ... one with a knife to my throat and the other with a gun to my head. They were surprised when two Vanderbilt ROTC boys in full blues walked out the door into the incident. Man were they pissed to lose their wallets and be left lying on the ground while I jumped behind a car when one of the muggers yelled to the other to shoot them. I almost lost my life over $5 and a wallet.
On Wednesday, December 2, 2015 at 10:37:23 PM UTC-6, Bill wrote: > > > > > > > > > *Read it closely folks…* > *a good one.* > *AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD* > *To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.* > *I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I > hand over, shortly after you pulled* > *the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked > for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow > come across this rather important message.* > *First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you > to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my > jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a > reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd > tour as a Combat* *Marine* *in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me > that Kimber* > *Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a > shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a > very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!* > *I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from > with crap in your pants. I'm sure it Was even worse walking bare-footed > since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That > prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us > again).* > *After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, > I explained the entire episode of What you'd done. Then I went and filled > up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- > on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and > was extremely grateful!* > *I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along > with all the cash in your wallet. [That Made his day!]* > *I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked > at the curb ..... after I broke the* > *windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.* > *Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's > office and one to the FBI, while mentioning* > *President Obama as my possible target.* > *The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess > while he traced your number etc.).* > ;*In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel > this type of retribution* > *is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish > you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing > issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, > and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. > Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!* > *Thoughtfully yours, **Semper fi,* > *Alex* > *Probably don't have* > *to ask you to forward* > *this one, it is priceless.* > > This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. > www.avast.com <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > ------------------------------ > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > > > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > > [image: https://www.avast.com/antivirus] <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > > > > > ------------------------------ > [image: https://www.avast.com/antivirus] <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. > www.avast.com <https://www.avast.com/antivirus> > > > > > > > > -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
