Dr. Eowyn posted: " Teacher: How old is your father? Johnny: 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Johnny: He became father only when I was born. Teacher: Go to the map, Johnny, and find North America. Johnny: Here it is. Teacher: Correct! Now, class, wh" Respond to this post by replying above this line New post on *Fellowship of the Minds* <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> Little Johnny is at it again :) <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/> by Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>
[image: Calvin as Little Johnny] <https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/calvin-as-little-johnny.jpg> Teacher: How old is your father? Johnny: 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Johnny: He became father only when I was born. ------------------------------ Teacher: Go to the map, Johnny, and find North America. Johnny: Here it is. Teacher: Correct! Now, class, who discovered America? Class: Johnny. ------------------------------ Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile'? Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that's wrong. Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ------------------------------ Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water? Johnny: H I J K L M N O Teacher: What are you talking about? Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ------------------------------ Teacher: Johnny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Johnny: No, Ma'am. It's the same dog. ------------------------------ Teacher: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Johnny: A teacher? H/t *FOTM*'s Glenn47 *~Eowyn * *Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>* | January 2, 2016 at 5:19 am | Tags: Little Johnny <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?tag=little-johnny> | Categories: Humor <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?cat=376> | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-x2B Comment <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/#respond> See all comments <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/#comments> Unsubscribe <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com&b=CLh3WXW%7E%2C%5B7t%2Bh7V04%3Fq.%7CR.d%26-pptYd5m1ra%7E%3DH%3DJ0oVQeDKO> to no longer receive posts from Fellowship of the Minds. Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com>. *Trouble clicking?* Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com> -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
