Me too!!! On Sat, Jan 2, 2016 at 11:32 AM, Keith In Tampa <[email protected]> wrote:
> .....I laughed....... > > On Sat, Jan 2, 2016 at 11:14 AM, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Dr. Eowyn posted: " Teacher: How old is your father? Johnny: 6 years. >> Teacher: What? How is this possible? Johnny: He became father only when I >> was born. Teacher: Go to the map, Johnny, and find North America. Johnny: >> Here it is. Teacher: Correct! Now, class, wh" Respond to this post by >> replying above this line >> New post on *Fellowship of the Minds* >> <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> Little Johnny is at it >> again :) >> <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/> by >> Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> >> >> >> >> [image: Calvin as Little Johnny] >> <https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/calvin-as-little-johnny.jpg> >> >> Teacher: How old is your father? >> Johnny: 6 years. >> Teacher: What? How is this possible? >> Johnny: He became father only when I was born. >> ------------------------------ >> >> Teacher: Go to the map, Johnny, and find North America. >> Johnny: Here it is. >> Teacher: Correct! Now, class, who discovered America? >> Class: Johnny. >> ------------------------------ >> >> Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile'? >> Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L >> Teacher: No, that's wrong. >> Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. >> ------------------------------ >> >> Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water? >> Johnny: H I J K L M N O >> Teacher: What are you talking about? >> Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O. >> ------------------------------ >> >> Teacher: Johnny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your >> brother's. Did you copy his? >> Johnny: No, Ma'am. It's the same dog. >> ------------------------------ >> >> Teacher: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when >> people are no longer interested? >> Johnny: A teacher? >> >> H/t *FOTM*'s Glenn47 >> >> *~Eowyn * >> *Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>* | January >> 2, 2016 at 5:19 am | Tags: Little Johnny >> <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?tag=little-johnny> | Categories: Humor >> <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?cat=376> | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-x2B >> >> Comment >> <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/#respond> >> See all comments >> <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/#comments> >> >> Unsubscribe >> <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com&b=CLh3WXW%7E%2C%5B7t%2Bh7V04%3Fq.%7CR.d%26-pptYd5m1ra%7E%3DH%3DJ0oVQeDKO> >> to no longer receive posts from Fellowship of the Minds. >> Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions >> <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com>. >> >> >> *Trouble clicking?* Copy and paste this URL into your browser: >> http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/ >> Thanks for flying with WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com> >> >> >> -- >> -- >> Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. >> For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum >> >> * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ >> * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. >> * Read the latest breaking news, and more. >> >> --- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "PoliticalForum" group. >> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an >> email to [email protected]. >> For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. >> > > -- > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "PoliticalForum" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > -- brine http://brineb.blogspot.com/ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
