.....I laughed....... On Sat, Jan 2, 2016 at 11:14 AM, Travis <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > > > > > Dr. Eowyn posted: " Teacher: How old is your father? Johnny: 6 years. > Teacher: What? How is this possible? Johnny: He became father only when I > was born. Teacher: Go to the map, Johnny, and find North America. Johnny: > Here it is. Teacher: Correct! Now, class, wh" Respond to this post by > replying above this line > New post on *Fellowship of the Minds* > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> Little Johnny is at it > again :) > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/> by > Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/> > > > > [image: Calvin as Little Johnny] > <https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/calvin-as-little-johnny.jpg> > > Teacher: How old is your father? > Johnny: 6 years. > Teacher: What? How is this possible? > Johnny: He became father only when I was born. > ------------------------------ > > Teacher: Go to the map, Johnny, and find North America. > Johnny: Here it is. > Teacher: Correct! Now, class, who discovered America? > Class: Johnny. > ------------------------------ > > Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile'? > Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L > Teacher: No, that's wrong. > Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. > ------------------------------ > > Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water? > Johnny: H I J K L M N O > Teacher: What are you talking about? > Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O. > ------------------------------ > > Teacher: Johnny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your > brother's. Did you copy his? > Johnny: No, Ma'am. It's the same dog. > ------------------------------ > > Teacher: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when > people are no longer interested? > Johnny: A teacher? > > H/t *FOTM*'s Glenn47 > > *~Eowyn * > *Dr. Eowyn <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/eowyn2/>* | January 2, > 2016 at 5:19 am | Tags: Little Johnny > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?tag=little-johnny> | Categories: Humor > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/?cat=376> | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-x2B > > Comment > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/#respond> > See all comments > <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/#comments> > > Unsubscribe > <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com&b=CLh3WXW%7E%2C%5B7t%2Bh7V04%3Fq.%7CR.d%26-pptYd5m1ra%7E%3DH%3DJ0oVQeDKO> > to no longer receive posts from Fellowship of the Minds. > Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions > <https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=9a7ed2eca0a37fc8484230edc68d3f28&email=bovinescatologists%40gmail.com>. > > > *Trouble clicking?* Copy and paste this URL into your browser: > http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2016/01/02/little-johnny-is-at-it-again/ > Thanks for flying with WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com> > > > -- > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "PoliticalForum" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
