You missed "COOTER" and "WHALE EYE" and I am sure about 1,000 others there are more phrases for our sexual parts than probably anything else on the plane earth!!!
On Sat, Aug 13, 2016 at 1:58 PM, geoffrey theist <[email protected]> wrote: > Cunt is appropriate but needs more adjectives like conniving,slimy, just > to name a few. > > On Aug 13, 2016 12:40 PM, "THE ANNOINTED ONE" <[email protected]> > wrote: > >> Really, that's all I have ... a simple statement of proven truth put in >> unmistakable terms to let people know exactly what I think on the subject. >> (Can I use the word Cunt or should I use a PC euphamism for Cunt like >> >> 19. Meat curtains >> >> Can’t even type because I am too busy barfing up everything I have ever >> eaten. Let’s just relegate any term that’s remotely food-related (including >> but not limited to: taco, love taco, fish taco, SAUSAGE WALLET*) to the >> lowest of low rankings and never speak of it again. >> >> *actual real phrase I saw on the internet. >> >> 18. Va-jay-jay >> Too singsongy and childish to exist on this earth. This word is the >> equivalent of your one friend who always gets way too drunk at brunch and >> tries to touch the waiter’s butt when he clears away your plates. >> >> 17. Vertical smile >> HAHAHAH YOU HAVE CLEARLY NEVER SEEN A SMILE AND ALMOST CERTAINLY WILL >> NEVER SEE A VAGINA EITHER IF YOU EVER SAY THIS PHRASE ALOUD. >> >> 16. Poon >> Ick. >> >> 15. Tang >> Ick, just a tiny fraction less than the above. >> >> 14. Poontang >> This term is somehow better than the sum of its parts. Still should never >> be uttered unironically, but has a certain panache. >> >> 13. Vag/Vadge/Vájjhe >> A+ for efficiency, but you’re a grown-up. Say the whole damn word. >> >> 12. Lady bits >> This term was invented by daytime talk shows and women’s magazines to >> sell tampons and yogurt. (MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA: Greek yogurt that comes with >> a little serving of fruit to mix in and also a little serving of Midol, >> because periods, amirite ladies?!? Ugh. I’m tired.) >> >> 11. Box >> Relatively inoffensive, but like, a box is an actual defined thing that >> is not at all similar to a vagina. Doesn’t come close to expressing all the >> beautiful complexity of the female form. >> >> 10. Beaver >> Same goes for this one. A beaver is ALREADY A THING (a thing with >> buckteeth and a propensity for DIYing structures, unlike any vagina I have >> ever encountered [maybe yours is different, I don’t know you, I don’t know >> your life]). Don’t be lazy — find names that don’t already have homes. >> >> 9. Pussy >> The actual word is, phonetically, fairly gross —that slithery double “s,” >> that coy “y” at the end, the fact that is quite literally contains the word >> “pus” — but it’s widely used enough to merit a place solidly in the middle >> of this ranking, and can, in very specific circumstances, be sexy (in far >> more circumstances, it is just plain creepy). It should never, ever, EVER >> be deployed to imply that somebody is somehow weak or lacking, because stfu >> patriarchy. >> >> 8. Cooch (var. coochie) >> Sort of cute; possibly too much so, if you consider the legion of parents >> who have lovingly “coochie-coochie-coo!”-ed at their babies throughout >> human history. >> >> 7. Snatch >> The less-cute counterpart to “cooch.” Uncomfortably visual, like a bear >> trap quickly snapping shut, but at least that implies a certain amount of >> toughness. Very few vaginal euphemisms do justice to the fact that vaginas >> have CRAZY MUSCLES that can accommodate AN ENTIRE PERSON as they enter this >> gorgeous, unforgiving world. >> >> 6. Muff >> I had an American Girl Doll when I was younger. Her name was Samantha, >> and according to her backstory she was from the Victorian era. One >> Christmas, my parents bought me a set of winter clothes for her, including >> what the American Girl catalog called a “muff.” It was small and furry and >> kept Samantha’s cold plastic hands just a little bit warmer. I will always >> think of it fondly. >> >> 5. Twat >> Really should have nothing to do with an actual human vagina, but would >> otherwise make a spectacularly satisfying insult. (Especially if you have a >> British accent.) >> >> 4. Cunt >> Same as above. British accents make everything sound better. >> >> 3. Bearded clam >> This is just such a funny image, like a wizened old cartoon character who >> lives next door to SpongeBob SquarePants. Full marks. >> >> 2. Hoo-ha >> Has a certain twangy, old-timey charm. It’s kind of crass, but in a >> delightful way, like a coarse yet kindly regular at a saloon in the Wild >> West. Try saying it aloud, right now, wherever you happen to be. See? Good. >> >> 1. Vagina >> What it actually literally is (or, if you’re referring to the outside, >> the vulva). It fucking rules. QED. >> >> I am just confused... Please advise. >> >> -- >> -- >> Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. >> For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum >> >> * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ >> * It's active and moderated. 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