Extra psycho today Psycho, your mom catch you on Grindr again? On Tuesday, December 13, 2016 at 10:49:33 AM UTC-6, plainolamerican wrote: > > I want a divorce. > --- > good ... get the fuck out, bitch ... and take your religious myths with > you. > > On Monday, December 12, 2016 at 5:14:34 PM UTC-6, Perplexed wrote: >> >> >> Got this in an email while ago; written by a law student... >> >> Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, >> regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: >> >> We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, >> but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that >> I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for >> the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has >> clearly run its course. >> >> Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on >> what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We >> can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own >> way. >> >> Here is a model separation agreement: >> >> 1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, >> each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I >> am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it >> should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can >> effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct >> and disparate tastes. >> >> 2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. >> >> 3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. >> >> 4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the >> NRA, and the military. >> >> 5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, >> solar, and bio-diesel. >> >> 6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, >> however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to >> move all three of them. >> >> 7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical >> companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. >> >> 8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, >> homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. >> >> 9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and Rednecks. >> >> 10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .. >> >> 11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the >> right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. >> >> 12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or >> our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. >> >> 13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. >> >> 14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political >> correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we >> will no longer be paying the bill. >> >> 15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. >> You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. >> >> 16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing >> doctors.. >> >> 17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a >> right. >> >> 18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National >> Anthem." >> >> 19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to >> Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World". >> >> 20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give >> trickle up poverty your best shot. >> >> 21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name >> and our constitution and our flag. >> >> 22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other >> like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, >> just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you >> answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. >> >> Sincerely, >> >> John J. Wall >> >> Law Student and an American >> >> P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara >> Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you. >> >> P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our >> country. >> >> Forward this every time you get it! Let's keep this going; maybe some >> of it will start sinking in! >> >> **If you can't stand behind our Military, please feel free to stand in >> front of them! >> >> >>
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