no ... she's dead and dust, whorechild. On Tuesday, December 13, 2016 at 1:05:14 PM UTC-6, Kamakazee wrote: > > Extra psycho today Psycho, your mom catch you on Grindr again? > > On Tuesday, December 13, 2016 at 10:49:33 AM UTC-6, plainolamerican wrote: >> >> I want a divorce. >> --- >> good ... get the fuck out, bitch ... and take your religious myths with >> you. >> >> On Monday, December 12, 2016 at 5:14:34 PM UTC-6, Perplexed wrote: >>> >>> >>> Got this in an email while ago; written by a law student... >>> >>> Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, >>> regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: >>> >>> We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, >>> but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that >>> I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for >>> the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has >>> clearly run its course. >>> >>> Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on >>> what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We >>> can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own >>> way. >>> >>> Here is a model separation agreement: >>> >>> 1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, >>> each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I >>> am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it >>> should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can >>> effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct >>> and disparate tastes. >>> >>> 2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. >>> >>> 3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. >>> >>> 4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the >>> NRA, and the military. >>> >>> 5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, >>> solar, and bio-diesel. >>> >>> 6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, >>> however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to >>> move all three of them. >>> >>> 7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical >>> companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. >>> >>> 8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, >>> homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. >>> >>> 9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and Rednecks. >>> >>> 10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .. >>> >>> 11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the >>> right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. >>> >>> 12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or >>> our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. >>> >>> 13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. >>> >>> 14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political >>> correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we >>> will no longer be paying the bill. >>> >>> 15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. >>> You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. >>> >>> 16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing >>> doctors.. >>> >>> 17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a >>> right. >>> >>> 18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National >>> Anthem." >>> >>> 19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to >>> Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World". >>> >>> 20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give >>> trickle up poverty your best shot. >>> >>> 21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name >>> and our constitution and our flag. >>> >>> 22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other >>> like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, >>> just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you >>> answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. >>> >>> Sincerely, >>> >>> John J. Wall >>> >>> Law Student and an American >>> >>> P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara >>> Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you. >>> >>> P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our >>> country. >>> >>> Forward this every time you get it! Let's keep this going; maybe some >>> of it will start sinking in! >>> >>> **If you can't stand behind our Military, please feel free to stand in >>> front of them! >>> >>> >>>
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