I dunno man. With ya'll's alimony payments to reality after ya'll divorced from that I don't think ya'll can afford another steep alimony payment.
On Feb 4, 1:51 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > From: *Travis* > Date: Tue, Feb 3, 2009 > Subject: A Modest Divorce Proposal > > Smile often, love well, be happy. > > *Subject:* [ A Modest Divorce Proposal] > > * > Dear American liberals, leftists, > social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al: > > We > have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest > election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we > tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but > sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides > of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just > end > it on friendly terms. We can smile; slate it up to irreconcilable > differences, and go on our own ways. > > Here is a model dissolution > agreement: > > Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by > landmass each taking a portion. * > > *That will be the difficult part, > but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. > * > > *After that it should be relatively > easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets > since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don like > redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the > liberal judges and the ACLU. > > Since you hate guns and war, we'll take > our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, > Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding > a > bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them). > > We'll keep the > capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and > Wall > Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal > aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and > Rednecks. We'll kee p the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. > > You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain > the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the > peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under > assault, we'll provide them job security. > > We'll keep our Judeo-Christian > Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley > McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. > We'll > keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take > every Subaru Station Wagon you can find. > > You can give everyone > healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, > Howard > Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). > We'll continue to believe > healthcare is a luxury and not a right. > > We'll keep The Battle Hymn of > the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to > substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, > Kum Ba Ya, > or We Are the World. > > We'll practice trickle down economics, and you > can give trickle up poverty its best shot. > > Since it often so offends > you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag. > > Would you agree to > this? If so please pass it along to other likeminded patriots, and if you do > > not agree just hit delete and hang on. > > In the spirit of friendly > parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years. > > Sincerely, > > John J. 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