So will you. On Feb 4, 11:51 pm, Biff <[email protected]> wrote: > Great idea. I'm sure you will do great with all the brain power > running the place with graduates from Regency and trying to figure out > where Russia is. Of course you get to keep the $6 trillion in debt you > managed to rack up 2000-2008. Just another corrupt South American > country in 5 years with 90% poverty and 10% self styled royalty. > Creation science will lead you into the future and the infighting over > who has the most correct version of Jesus will keep you entertained. > You can definitely keep your history which was has always been a > fantasy anyways. We'll be caretakers of the actuality from 1976 to the > present. Good luck, you are going to need it. > > On Feb 4, 3:51 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > From: *Travis* > > Date: Tue, Feb 3, 2009 > > Subject: A Modest Divorce Proposal > > > Smile often, love well, be happy. > > > *Subject:* [ A Modest Divorce Proposal] > > > * > > Dear American liberals, leftists, > > social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al: > > > We > > have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest > > election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we > > tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but > > sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides > > of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just > > end > > it on friendly terms. We can smile; slate it up to irreconcilable > > differences, and go on our own ways. > > > Here is a model dissolution > > agreement: > > > Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by > > landmass each taking a portion. * > > > *That will be the difficult part, > > but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. > > * > > > *After that it should be relatively > > easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets > > since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don like > > redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the > > liberal judges and the ACLU. > > > Since you hate guns and war, we'll take > > our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, > > Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding > > a > > bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them). > > > We'll keep the > > capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and > > Wall > > Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal > > aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and > > Rednecks. We'll kee p the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. > > > You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain > > the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the > > peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under > > assault, we'll provide them job security. > > > We'll keep our Judeo-Christian > > Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley > > McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. > > We'll > > keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take > > every Subaru Station Wagon you can find. > > > You can give everyone > > healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, > > Howard > > Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). > > We'll continue to believe > > healthcare is a luxury and not a right. > > > We'll keep The Battle Hymn of > > the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to > > substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, > > Kum Ba Ya, > > or We Are the World. > > > We'll practice trickle down economics, and you > > can give trickle up poverty its best shot. > > > Since it often so offends > > you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag. > > > Would you agree to > > this? 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