Great idea. I'm sure you will do great with all the brain power running the place with graduates from Regency and trying to figure out where Russia is. Of course you get to keep the $6 trillion in debt you managed to rack up 2000-2008. Just another corrupt South American country in 5 years with 90% poverty and 10% self styled royalty. Creation science will lead you into the future and the infighting over who has the most correct version of Jesus will keep you entertained. You can definitely keep your history which was has always been a fantasy anyways. We'll be caretakers of the actuality from 1976 to the present. Good luck, you are going to need it.
On Feb 4, 3:51 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > From: *Travis* > Date: Tue, Feb 3, 2009 > Subject: A Modest Divorce Proposal > > Smile often, love well, be happy. > > *Subject:* [ A Modest Divorce Proposal] > > * > Dear American liberals, leftists, > social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al: > > We > have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest > election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we > tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but > sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides > of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just > end > it on friendly terms. We can smile; slate it up to irreconcilable > differences, and go on our own ways. > > Here is a model dissolution > agreement: > > Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by > landmass each taking a portion. * > > *That will be the difficult part, > but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. > * > > *After that it should be relatively > easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets > since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don like > redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the > liberal judges and the ACLU. > > Since you hate guns and war, we'll take > our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, > Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding > a > bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them). > > We'll keep the > capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and > Wall > Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal > aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and > Rednecks. We'll kee p the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. > > You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain > the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the > peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under > assault, we'll provide them job security. > > We'll keep our Judeo-Christian > Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley > McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. > We'll > keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take > every Subaru Station Wagon you can find. > > You can give everyone > healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, > Howard > Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). > We'll continue to believe > healthcare is a luxury and not a right. > > We'll keep The Battle Hymn of > the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to > substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, > Kum Ba Ya, > or We Are the World. > > We'll practice trickle down economics, and you > can give trickle up poverty its best shot. > > Since it often so offends > you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag. > > Would you agree to > this? If so please pass it along to other likeminded patriots, and if you do > > not agree just hit delete and hang on. > > In the spirit of friendly > parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years. > > Sincerely, > > John J. 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