Perfect Jim. Perfect. You can tell it is so simply by Holly's response.
On Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 8:06 PM, Jim Willis <
[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Just recently, on this forum, two questions were posited for answer
> and perusal of those participants whose chose to participate. They
> were prescient questions deserving of an intelligent, thoughtful
> response. The two questions in question were these; what is a liberal
> and what is a conservative? The poster asked for well thought out,
> specific descriptions of the opposite ends of the political spectrum.
> As expected, as usual, I not only stepped up to the plate, I knocked
> it out of the park. I put on a blinding brilliance of literary
> composition rarely seen in human endeavor. {See my response below}
> However, not one little, Lilliputian, liberal lackey bucked up, took
> the stage and dared to proffer a positive portrayal of the affliction
> that is modern liberalism. And, I think I know why. It would be much
> akin to pointing out the benefits of cancer.
> Liberalism has no basis in fact, reason or sanity. It is unrealistic,
> antithetic to the principals and values this country was founded upon
> and requires the willing suspension of disbelief, “sound familiar?”
> Liberals claim to believe in our constitution and derided George W.
> Bush for violating it by, “torturing” detainees currently living the
> good life at the renowned vacation retreat in the tropical paradise
> lovingly referred to as Club Gitmo.
> Yet liberals are nuanced in their devotion to the constitution that we
> conservatives consider sacrosanct. They ignore section two and
> enumerated powers; they are blind to the tenth amendment limiting
> federal authority to only those enumerated powers.
> If they were honest with themselves, “not bloody likely” they would
> admit this one truism that is the wooden stake in the heart of Looney
> liberalism, it is the silver bullet, the Ark of the Covenant. Our
> founders were conservative. This is inarguable and unassailable. This
> country was founded on the principals of conservatism and our founding
> documents reflect that; without doubt. It’s all there, in the words of
> those brave men whom bore this country. Read them, learn them and
> then; “if you dare”, argue your liberal point of view and open
> yourself up to be rhetorically dragged behind my smoke belching SUV,
> flailing in you flawed ideology. So, let’s just light this
> firecracker. Liberalism is a false premise and cannot be defended,
> that’s why no one even tried. Liberalism is the most spineless, yellow-
> bellied ideology one can ascribe to. It requires no critical thinking
> or workable solutions. One needs only to appear compassionate.
> And there is the crux of the malady known as liberalism. It’s all
> about feelings. These tweed jackets, pseudo-intellectuals glom on to
> every Oprah moment to come down the pike and then smugly look down
> their bifocals at the rest of the great unwashed as characters from
> Deliverance. Yet; not one damn thing these dust bunnies have ever put
> forth works. Take the war on poverty; for instance. Since 1964 we have
> transferred $12TRILLION dollars from the haves, to the have not’s. Yet
> poverty levels haven’t decreased. We’ve only succeeded in insuring
> every Joe-No-Lunchbox has a flat screen television in his hovel.
> Liberals demanded sex education in our public schools. So… what
> happened? Well; we now have a society where the only virgins are ugly
> sixth graders and teachers not only teach sex but also turn down the
> lights and put on Sinatra for their students. The good news is that
> even though little Suzy is squeezing out her twelfth rug rat those
> food stamps will keep on coming. Thanks to liberals. Still; we mustn’t
> examine the outcomes of liberal policies; oh no, we must only focus on
> their good intentions. Well; spank my ass and call me Judy. I’m done
> with letting you liberals set the premise and change the measure of
> success.
> You liberal piles of steaming excrement deserve both barrels and I’ve
> got an itchy trigger finger. In other words; it’s time to barbeque
> some ass and I’ve got the spit.
>
> 1.The energy crisis is your fault. Environmentalists, tree hugging,
> “arbor perverts” and your PETA pal pundits have blocked, at every
> turn, our effort to drill in ANWAR, off of our coasts and anywhere we
> might conceivably increase supply. You have blocked the construction
> of fuel refineries. Your useful idiots in the, “Sierra Club” have shut
> down or halted more coal mines and coal power plants than can be
> counted using basic math. You and your ilk have sued in federal court
> to halt the construction of nuclear power plants and when you are
> successful, in doing so, you run to your homes to watch Jane Fonda’s
> overacting performance in, “The China Syndrome”. And you weep. Well,
> let me be succinct and blaring. Get over it. We have more oil in this
> country and off of our coasts than is present in the entire Middle
> East. We are the Saudi Arabia of coal. We have the greatest nuclear
> technology in the world. We have more natural gas in this country than
> all of the hot air you’ve been bellowing for forty years.
>
> 2.You are the racists, sexists, bigots and homophobes. It is you
> leftists who categorize people into groups and then attempt to make
> them victims. Conservatives don’t give a rat’s rear end about a
> person’s skin color, their sex or what they do in the privacy of their
> bedrooms. You left leaning, Leninist liars have taken three of our
> conservative dictums and completely perverted them. That being the
> diabolical divergence of affirmative action, our rigidity against gay
> marriage and our opposition to abortion. My over active grey matter
> can easily portray these vapid portrayals for the inept pronouncements
> they are. For those of you being literarily dazzled I have a question,
> a most prescient one; how much time have you spent lately thinking
> about my sex life? That’s how much I spent thinking about yours. If
> you want to be gay, be gay. Marriage however, is a time honored
> tradition and shouldn’t be adulterated. Affirmative action; we are all
> created equal. No one should be granted special rights, “or denied
> them” because of any distinguishing identifier. Abortion; Find a
> general right to privacy in our constitution and we can talk. The
> Supreme Court cannot, out of whole cloth, enumerate constitutional
> text. We’ll throw in that pesky moral dilemma for good measure.
>
> 3.It is you that has cheapened what our founders born. Were it so,
> that the founders of this country existed today, I’m just saying;
> There would be a lot of liberals, limply lying at the end of a short
> rope strung from a tall tree. The constitution you so readily hide
> behind when spouting your socialist rhetoric is the same constitution
> you treat as, “Charmin” three ply when you stumble across text you
> find disagreeable. You cite the separation of church and state, where
> one does not exist. You support limitations on our second amendment.
> The bastardization of our tenth amendment has your fingerprints all
> over it. You demand more and more from federal government instead of
> abiding personal responsibly and rugged individualism. Reflect, if you
> dare and ponder this; were our founders conservative or liberal?
> Genuine reflection should make you reach for pharmaceuticals in vast
> quantities. Prozac anyone?
>
>
> 4.For what you have done to our children there will be a special place
> in hell. Loony liberals have been running our educational system for
> 40 years. Juxtapose that statistic with our falling international
> scholastic test scores America and her children have long endured. The
> liberal educational system is but one of the few endeavors wherein we
> accept greater and greater financing without positive result. In
> Washington D.C. the taxpayers fund each student to the sum of
> $25,000.00 per student, per year. Yet, 50% still do not graduate. We
> are told, more money is needed, while, in truth, what is needed is to
> run these liberal, tweed jacket nerds into the ocean, at high tide. I
> have a deep faith Mr. Jefferson would approve.
>
>
> 5.You despise the poor. You must, look what you have done to them. The
> war on poverty began in 1964 by the real idiot from Texas. Trumpeted
> by leftists it has decimated inner cities and many small towns. You
> have taken from those you’ve sought to help all self sufficiency,
> independence, self reliance and dignity god gave them. You have made
> poverty just comfortable enough to abide in. Benjamin Franklin said
> that poverty should be uncomfortable and people should be run from it.
> You have made poverty cozy, ensuring it will be endured.
>
> 6.If it’s broken, you broke it. The listing of your liberal
> transgressions is endless. That statement is all encompassing and
> meant to be so. By nature, conservatives have a deep reverence for our
> constitution, for the sacrifice of our founders, for American
> exceptionalism, manifest destiny and hold unshakable beliefs that God
> so endowed this country. So, by default, if it’s broken, liberals
> broke it. Happy Trails.
>
>
> Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
> >
>
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