Travis, Feel free, my pic is posted on my profile. Besides, I'm MUCH better looking than Ted K.
On Apr 30, 7:54 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > What you really need is Holly's pic to replace the one of Teddy K on your > dart board. LOL > > On Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 6:37 AM, Jim Willis < > > > > [email protected]> wrote: > > > Yes, it is true; I use Holly as my litmus test.LOL, Jim > > > On Apr 30, 3:04 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Perfect Jim. Perfect. You can tell it is so simply by Holly's response. > > > > On Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 8:06 PM, Jim Willis < > > > > [email protected]> wrote: > > > > > Just recently, on this forum, two questions were posited for answer > > > > and perusal of those participants whose chose to participate. They > > > > were prescient questions deserving of an intelligent, thoughtful > > > > response. The two questions in question were these; what is a liberal > > > > and what is a conservative? The poster asked for well thought out, > > > > specific descriptions of the opposite ends of the political spectrum. > > > > As expected, as usual, I not only stepped up to the plate, I knocked > > > > it out of the park. I put on a blinding brilliance of literary > > > > composition rarely seen in human endeavor. {See my response below} > > > > However, not one little, Lilliputian, liberal lackey bucked up, took > > > > the stage and dared to proffer a positive portrayal of the affliction > > > > that is modern liberalism. And, I think I know why. It would be much > > > > akin to pointing out the benefits of cancer. > > > > Liberalism has no basis in fact, reason or sanity. It is unrealistic, > > > > antithetic to the principals and values this country was founded upon > > > > and requires the willing suspension of disbelief, “sound familiar?” > > > > Liberals claim to believe in our constitution and derided George W. > > > > Bush for violating it by, “torturing” detainees currently living the > > > > good life at the renowned vacation retreat in the tropical paradise > > > > lovingly referred to as Club Gitmo. > > > > Yet liberals are nuanced in their devotion to the constitution that we > > > > conservatives consider sacrosanct. They ignore section two and > > > > enumerated powers; they are blind to the tenth amendment limiting > > > > federal authority to only those enumerated powers. > > > > If they were honest with themselves, “not bloody likely” they would > > > > admit this one truism that is the wooden stake in the heart of Looney > > > > liberalism, it is the silver bullet, the Ark of the Covenant. Our > > > > founders were conservative. This is inarguable and unassailable. This > > > > country was founded on the principals of conservatism and our founding > > > > documents reflect that; without doubt. It’s all there, in the words of > > > > those brave men whom bore this country. Read them, learn them and > > > > then; “if you dare”, argue your liberal point of view and open > > > > yourself up to be rhetorically dragged behind my smoke belching SUV, > > > > flailing in you flawed ideology. So, let’s just light this > > > > firecracker. Liberalism is a false premise and cannot be defended, > > > > that’s why no one even tried. Liberalism is the most spineless, yellow- > > > > bellied ideology one can ascribe to. It requires no critical thinking > > > > or workable solutions. One needs only to appear compassionate. > > > > And there is the crux of the malady known as liberalism. It’s all > > > > about feelings. These tweed jackets, pseudo-intellectuals glom on to > > > > every Oprah moment to come down the pike and then smugly look down > > > > their bifocals at the rest of the great unwashed as characters from > > > > Deliverance. Yet; not one damn thing these dust bunnies have ever put > > > > forth works. Take the war on poverty; for instance. Since 1964 we have > > > > transferred $12TRILLION dollars from the haves, to the have not’s. Yet > > > > poverty levels haven’t decreased. We’ve only succeeded in insuring > > > > every Joe-No-Lunchbox has a flat screen television in his hovel. > > > > Liberals demanded sex education in our public schools. So… what > > > > happened? Well; we now have a society where the only virgins are ugly > > > > sixth graders and teachers not only teach sex but also turn down the > > > > lights and put on Sinatra for their students. The good news is that > > > > even though little Suzy is squeezing out her twelfth rug rat those > > > > food stamps will keep on coming. Thanks to liberals. Still; we mustn’t > > > > examine the outcomes of liberal policies; oh no, we must only focus on > > > > their good intentions. Well; spank my ass and call me Judy. I’m done > > > > with letting you liberals set the premise and change the measure of > > > > success. > > > > You liberal piles of steaming excrement deserve both barrels and I’ve > > > > got an itchy trigger finger. In other words; it’s time to barbeque > > > > some ass and I’ve got the spit. > > > > > 1.The energy crisis is your fault. Environmentalists, tree hugging, > > > > “arbor perverts” and your PETA pal pundits have blocked, at every > > > > turn, our effort to drill in ANWAR, off of our coasts and anywhere we > > > > might conceivably increase supply. You have blocked the construction > > > > of fuel refineries. Your useful idiots in the, “Sierra Club” have shut > > > > down or halted more coal mines and coal power plants than can be > > > > counted using basic math. You and your ilk have sued in federal court > > > > to halt the construction of nuclear power plants and when you are > > > > successful, in doing so, you run to your homes to watch Jane Fonda’s > > > > overacting performance in, “The China Syndrome”. And you weep. Well, > > > > let me be succinct and blaring. Get over it. We have more oil in this > > > > country and off of our coasts than is present in the entire Middle > > > > East. We are the Saudi Arabia of coal. We have the greatest nuclear > > > > technology in the world. We have more natural gas in this country than > > > > all of the hot air you’ve been bellowing for forty years. > > > > > 2.You are the racists, sexists, bigots and homophobes. It is you > > > > leftists who categorize people into groups and then attempt to make > > > > them victims. Conservatives don’t give a rat’s rear end about a > > > > person’s skin color, their sex or what they do in the privacy of their > > > > bedrooms. You left leaning, Leninist liars have taken three of our > > > > conservative dictums and completely perverted them. That being the > > > > diabolical divergence of affirmative action, our rigidity against gay > > > > marriage and our opposition to abortion. My over active grey matter > > > > can easily portray these vapid portrayals for the inept pronouncements > > > > they are. For those of you being literarily dazzled I have a question, > > > > a most prescient one; how much time have you spent lately thinking > > > > about my sex life? That’s how much I spent thinking about yours. If > > > > you want to be gay, be gay. Marriage however, is a time honored > > > > tradition and shouldn’t be adulterated. Affirmative action; we are all > > > > created equal. No one should be granted special rights, “or denied > > > > them” because of any distinguishing identifier. Abortion; Find a > > > > general right to privacy in our constitution and we can talk. The > > > > Supreme Court cannot, out of whole cloth, enumerate constitutional > > > > text. We’ll throw in that pesky moral dilemma for good measure. > > > > > 3.It is you that has cheapened what our founders born. Were it so, > > > > that the founders of this country existed today, I’m just saying; > > > > There would be a lot of liberals, limply lying at the end of a short > > > > rope strung from a tall tree. The constitution you so readily hide > > > > behind when spouting your socialist rhetoric is the same constitution > > > > you treat as, “Charmin” three ply when you stumble across text you > > > > find disagreeable. You cite the separation of church and state, where > > > > one does not exist. You support limitations on our second amendment. > > > > The bastardization of our tenth amendment has your fingerprints all > > > > over it. You demand more and more from federal government instead of > > > > abiding personal responsibly and rugged individualism. Reflect, if you > > > > dare and ponder this; were our founders conservative or liberal? > > > > Genuine reflection should make you reach for pharmaceuticals in vast > > > > quantities. Prozac anyone? > > > > > 4.For what you have done to our children there will be a special place > > > > in hell. Loony liberals have been running our educational system for > > > > 40 years. Juxtapose that statistic with our falling international > > > > scholastic test scores America and her children have long endured. The > > > > liberal educational system is but one of the few endeavors wherein we > > > > accept greater and greater financing without positive result. In > > > > Washington D.C. the taxpayers fund each student to the sum of > > > > $25,000.00 per student, per year. Yet, 50% still do not graduate. We > > > > are told, more money is needed, while, in truth, what is needed is to > > > > run these liberal, tweed jacket nerds into the ocean, at high tide. I > > > > have a deep faith Mr. Jefferson would approve. > > > > > 5.You despise the poor. You must, look what you have done to them. The > > > > war on poverty began in 1964 by the real idiot from Texas. Trumpeted > > > > by leftists it has decimated inner cities and many small towns. You > > > > have taken from those you’ve sought to help all self sufficiency, > > > > independence, self reliance and dignity god gave them. You have made > > > > poverty just comfortable enough to abide in. Benjamin Franklin said > > > > that poverty should be uncomfortable and people should be run from it. > > > > You have made poverty cozy, ensuring it will be endured. > > > > > 6.If it’s broken, you broke it. The listing of your liberal > > > > transgressions is > > ... > > read more »- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
