1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
lightswitch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?'Man - 'I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-
rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went in
this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleeptil
afternoon.

BEST FER LAST

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
nutstighten up.
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