Don't forget "Yur as purdy as a bran new calf. On Jul 26, 6:23 pm, RichardForbes <[email protected]> wrote: > 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. > > 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. > > 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer > hole. > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a > lightswitch away. > > 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?'Man - 'I just wanted to say > something that would break the ice.' > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed- > rock. > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went in > this cheap motel room. > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleeptil > afternoon. > > BEST FER LAST > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my > nutstighten up.
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