That is not foreplay, it is a "pickup" line! On Jul 26, 8:37 pm, Hollywood <[email protected]> wrote: > Richard, > > What's red-neck foreplay? > > "Shut up and git in the truck bitch!" > > On Jul 26, 8:23 pm, RichardForbes <[email protected]> > wrote: > > > > > 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. > > > 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. > > > 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer > > hole. > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a > > lightswitch away. > > > 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?'Man - 'I just wanted to say > > something that would break the ice.' > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed- > > rock. > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went in > > this cheap motel room. > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleeptil > > afternoon. > > > BEST FER LAST > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my > > nutstighten up.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
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