How bout 4 Viagra and a lisp? On Dec 22, 11:52 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > ------------------------------ > If you plan to fly you can "skunk" your way through those TSA pat downs, > > 1-make sure you wear as little clothes as possible to make the TSA access to > your body cavities easier. > 2-A few hours before your scheduled TSA search, find and eat whatever food > has had a history of providing you with an abundance of embarassing gas that > will timely force its escape. A good fat plate of cheap Mexican food worked > for me. > 3-Time that "flatulence escape" as the TSA agent approaches you. The fewer > the clothes, the more impact the odor will provide on the TSA agents. Be > prepared to release more bursts if necessary. > > Upon boarding visit the toilet ASAP and relase any left over gas or solids. > THat will make sure visitors to the toilet will be few and the visits will > be short, guarenteeing its availability for your flight duration. > Have a comfortable flight
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