That was uncalled for. Rumor in Mass is that one "Hot Bottom", and you can fly a flag on Barney. Problem is the flag is red.
On Dec 22, 12:42 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > Is 4 all it takes for Bwawney? > > On Wed, Dec 22, 2010 at 11:01 AM, GregfromBoston > <[email protected]>wrote: > > > > > How bout 4 Viagra and a lisp? > > > On Dec 22, 11:52 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > > ------------------------------ > > > If you plan to fly you can "skunk" your way through those TSA pat > > downs, > > > > 1-make sure you wear as little clothes as possible to make the TSA access > > to > > > your body cavities easier. > > > 2-A few hours before your scheduled TSA search, find and eat whatever > > food > > > has had a history of providing you with an abundance of embarassing gas > > that > > > will timely force its escape. A good fat plate of cheap Mexican food > > worked > > > for me. > > > 3-Time that "flatulence escape" as the TSA agent approaches you. The > > fewer > > > the clothes, the more impact the odor will provide on the TSA agents. Be > > > prepared to release more bursts if necessary. > > > > Upon boarding visit the toilet ASAP and relase any left over gas or > > solids. > > > THat will make sure visitors to the toilet will be few and the visits > > will > > > be short, guarenteeing its availability for your flight duration. > > > Have a comfortable flight > > > -- > > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > > For options & help seehttp://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > > * Visit our other community > > athttp://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > > * Read the latest breaking news, and more.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
