Is 4 all it takes for Bwawney? On Wed, Dec 22, 2010 at 11:01 AM, GregfromBoston <[email protected]>wrote:
> How bout 4 Viagra and a lisp? > > On Dec 22, 11:52 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > ------------------------------ > > If you plan to fly you can "skunk" your way through those TSA pat > downs, > > > > 1-make sure you wear as little clothes as possible to make the TSA access > to > > your body cavities easier. > > 2-A few hours before your scheduled TSA search, find and eat whatever > food > > has had a history of providing you with an abundance of embarassing gas > that > > will timely force its escape. A good fat plate of cheap Mexican food > worked > > for me. > > 3-Time that "flatulence escape" as the TSA agent approaches you. The > fewer > > the clothes, the more impact the odor will provide on the TSA agents. Be > > prepared to release more bursts if necessary. > > > > Upon boarding visit the toilet ASAP and relase any left over gas or > solids. > > THat will make sure visitors to the toilet will be few and the visits > will > > be short, guarenteeing its availability for your flight duration. > > Have a comfortable flight > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at > http://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
