James Gerard Roll wrote:
> 
> Admit it Matt.  You are not really a Gourds' fan at all, are you??
> C'mon?? 

I like The Gourds.
Enough to make a movie about them.

I have the sneaking suspician that, in the grand tradition of Andy
> Kaufman, et al. you have decided to deconstruct fandom by creating the
> absolute most obnoxious fan you or anyone can imagine.
> 

How am I obnoxious?
I really wanna know.  'Cause in real life I try not to be.  On the
internet and in my other writings, I'm not sure that applies.
The narrator is not always the author.

> Your real genius (c'mon admit it) is that you have exploited the internet
> and become the first ever virtual performance artist.  You aim to make
> those of us who are still salvageable - aware of the absurdity of
> identifying with a band or any musical movement and you have chosen our
> humble little cult to beging tyhe Cook Revisionist movement.

I do say things on here I would never say on public (unless completely
plastered).
And I know I probably shouldn't.
Identify?
What does that mean?
I could never make music like The Gourds, and I would never try.
I like it, though.
Those guys have helped me a lot in a lot of ways.

> 
> I salute you good sir.  Matt Cook.  You have captured Beatlemania
> (lightning in a bottle!!) and thrown it back at another generation in a
> brilliant stunt and stuffed history back in its black whole.

The Beatles were a great band.  Their fans don't really enter into that
fact in my mind.

> 
> gourds.  gourds. gourdS. gourDS. gouRDS. goURDS. gOURDS. GOURDS. GOURDS!!
> 
> ha ha.  oh Matt, please let us in on the joke.

The joke is all at my expense, believe me.
I've spent a year of my life on this movie, and  it's not finished yet.

> 
> I know you won't.  But breathe easy for we are one step closer to
> freedom from bondage.
> 
> Matt Cook.  Performance Artist.  Liberator!

I hope that there are more people as stupid as I am.

--Matt Cook

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