>> Someone asking me to tamper with Unixy or Windows-style software? I >>can just see Roy Wood gritting his teeth in fear now ;-) >> > >Tsk tsk... I am sure Roy won't mind ;-) >>>I have only sympathy for the software itself if it has to stand being >>>handled by Dilwyn. Hey maybe we should start a new O/S 'Dilwyndows' I >>>will throw this open to suggestions as to features. Lets see how >>>creative you can be.
Well........ 1. Only runs in MODE 4 colours - Green and red mainly, as per welsh flag. 2. Plays "whats new pussycat?" by Tom Jones while loading. 3. Has a choice of sheep or leeks as a wallpaper theme. 4. Has an LWPM (large Welshman protection mode) in which the keyboard and mouse don't work (only way to prevent Dil doing any damage) 5. Has dual processor/motherboard functionality - one intel/AMD and one 68xxx, so if Dil buggers up the Intel part, he can switch to 68xxx mode. 6. Has Welsh language Icons and help files (by default) 7. Has in-built, anti-virus protection called "know-leeks 1.0" 8. Supports a new graphic file format, similar to GIF and TIFF, called CarDIFF. 9. The error sound is a sheep going "baaaaaa" How that for starters? Darren. _______________________________________________ QL-Users Mailing List http://www.q-v-d.demon.co.uk/smsqe.htm
