Tony Firshman writes:

> >Definitely not! In the eighties I tried to get a bed on the express
between
> >Paris and London. After half an hour of charades with the sleeper
attendant
> >I had to give up. It turned out that the magic word was 'couchette'. Like
> >Doctor Foster, I 'never went there again'. ;((
> Haven't you heard of Eurostar (8-)#
> I have travelled dozens of times with them and have not a bad thing to
> say about the experience - quite the reverse.
> (Painswick is quite near Gloucester)
> >
> >I used to enjoy the ZX-fairs in London, though. Those were heady days!
> Yes they were.  In one show there were more QL stands than any other
> single computer.  Mind you, you never saw the traders arriving and
> clearing away rose bush remains (8-)#

I dont know anything about that, but I hope you dont mind me
retailing this repackaged version of a little gem of a story
(and firmly de-railing the thread back On Track (See
excesses further down the line) ;)

Perhaps you havnt yet heard the one about some QL-programmers who were
persuaded by some IBM & Microsoft engineers to take them to a ZX Micro Fair,
back in the late '80s, in a "concept-sharing excercise", and to see "whats
moving in your great, british computing tradition". They were to go by
train. Unfortunately "Company expences policy, yknow.., sorry old man."
meant theyd all be paying for themselves.

The three dossers each bought a ticket, while the
three qlers only bought one ticket between them. As they heard the
ticket-collector coming along the three qlers all quickly piled into the
loo, and when he knocked on the door calling "Ticket, please!" one of them
pushed their ticket underneath the door to be clipped. The dossers were
mighty impressed by this ploy.

Needles to say they were quite impressed by the QL show too; after all they
had never realised you could actually have a black computer, nor a mass
storage device called a 'microdrive'! (sadly, they still didnt quite seem to
get the point about multitasking..)

On the way back the dossers, having learnt all there was to know, as they
thought, only bought one ticket between them. The qlers, however, didnt buy
any ticket at all.

Sure enough, the ticket-collector came round again and the three dossers
crammed into the first loo, while the qlers piled into the loo opposite.
Just before the last qler scrambled in he knocked on the dossers' door,
calling in a gruff voice: "Ticket, please!"..

Per



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