Quoting Peter Samuel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > > Ok, but what's it called in Australian? :-P > Given that the English have so many dialects, the Canadians and > Americans have destroyed the language (spelling and pronunciation), and > the New Zealanders have emasculated the short vowels, the Australians > are the last true _English_ speakers left :) Hey! Stop the flame-throwing, please. I have a proposal for all you: Let's make the qmail play Crosses and Noughts (or tic-tac-toe, or whatever you call this damm game... :-) And we can create a way to provide other utilities, like the slow calculator (that can use some shared time scheme to gain access to super computers to make fast calculations in remote locations, like a service... :-) What you all think about it??? Anyone help me? > > > I used to have a sendmail.cf that turned sendmail into a slow > > > mathematical calculator. I'll see if I can hunt it down (I'll also > > > have to find a sendmail system to test it - not many around here > > > any more :) This sounds good to me... How about chess? > > You should see if there's a way to convert it to work with qmail control > > files. Then we could have a fast mathematical calculator... I don't understand it... can somebody explain it? Thank you all. []z